Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white and wispy, But then it got foot and mouth disease, So now it black an crispy.

First half: Heh, ironic because a phone is just a bigger smart watch, especially with an always on oled.

Second half: What would that even look like!?

Accio Police

My guess would be the assumption that he has friends in the vape industry? No proof of that, that’s the only way is can see this being monitarily motivated.

Oh… Oh no… Why is that in my head now? Noooooooooo!

You’re probably spot on… Draco + Harry = Drarry