She’s on crack, forgetting a bit is forgivable

She might be, how could you know she’s not

Mostly the murder. Murder is generally frowned upon.

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

Dihydrogen monoxide?

Monoxide means one oxygen which means free radical, which is basically what car thieves are too. So you’re right, clearly all this wanton consumption of this chemical must be stopped.

What’s your objection to Proton? You don’t have to use any of the other products, and the free tier is perfectly usable last I checked (granted many years ago). Not sure what your concern is

Edit: downvoting without replying doesn’t tell us what the concern is. Y’all weird

Most places in the world allow people to drink before age 21.

That’s fucked up but TIL thanks

“Minor”?

Are you unfamiliar with human anatomy, or just an edgelord?

Edit: copy edgelord

What’s wrong with the word ”rapist”?

Why are there so many comments engaging with this as though it’s a post by a human instead of an ad

It’s not the AI trying to blend in.

Trust me, fellow human.

The eyes rolling back in the head you see on some of them is more of a “keep fucking me”

Based on his comment I don’t think he knows any

Tangent: “making mock” is an absolutely charming turn of phrase and is now my preferred way of saying this

Is this bait?

Correct. Me neither.

Of all the answers I got this is the most logical

But… there’s a male plug on the other end… do they also try to plug the bit of the toaster where the toast goes into the wall socket??

But TIL thanks, horrifying though that is