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Two colors, amber for slowing, red for hard braking.
Two colors, amber for slowing, red for hard braking.
Idiot #1 “How do you spell farm?”
Idiot #2 “E I E I O”
“We’ve had one, yes. But what about second password?” /meme
“I would rather be with the people of this town, than with the finest people in the world.”
“What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? … A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.” – Shelly Duvall, Roxanne 1987
Edit: I can’t believe that after all these years I just got that Steve Martin’s character ‘C.D. Bales’, C.D. stands for Cyrano de Bergerac.
Drinking urine on Uranus.
You know what they say…
A billion here, a billion there, eventually you’re talking about real money.
"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father. " - Keanu Reeves as Tod Higgins, Parenthood (1989).
Part of the Sudan
All of some sudden?
It’s a lifestyle.
Hey, at least they drew the 4th box.
France is Bacon?
Canada Goose
They’re not citizens. It’s just their name.
Also, Cobra Chicken.
One thing has nothing to do with the other.
Should have called it “Dim and Dimmer.”
Passed an old guy on a hike yesterday who was greeting everyone he passed happily.
His t-shirt said Bad Mood.
Ocean caves.