Pride IS a riot. FTFY

Anyone still on Twitter now is actively part of the problem

Circle of lies, more like

If you’re still on Twitter by now, you’re actively part of the problem

And American

WaPo has lost a lot of credibility lately

Cheese is always worth it though

My favorite, trusty Mazzer Mini. Not actually that mini, but dependable, precise and indestructible. My children’s grandchildren will probably still be using it.

Two words: Ernst Röhm

And dump your Teslas. Quit X. Forget Starlink.

Macron is right tho

He’s not wasting any time

There’s many things in which we shouldn’t take scientists at their word indeed, but in their own field there’s a good chance they have something useful to say

USB-A? This is 2024 ya know. Them cool kids ain’t down for this

Whatever particle physicists are, idiots they’re not

No? Hmmm Norwegian (Bokmål) then?

Come on where is your sense of adventure!? Go for Hungarian, you might learn something.

Not a joke: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/sep/27/tesla-home-checks-on-workers-on-sick-leave-defended-by-boss-in-germany

Delivering for the people? Ha! They only vote, they don’t pay

Are they also abandoning Twitter in equal measure? If so, great. If not, amateurs.