Murder-daddy

Keep the money in your bank account with interest, then pay the credit card in full every month. You get both benefits.

I remember this happening with Uber too. All that VC money dried up, their prices skyrocketed, people stopped using them, and they went bankrupt. A tale as old as time.

The landscaping company?

Flick it.

Human-readable? What, are you some kind of human?

I wish I trusted government as much as you do.

No, wait, I don’t.

Believe it or not? Straight to jail.

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