that’s how furry stuff was invented

*ahem*

She’s taking a break.

“They should have sent a poet.”

🔪 😜

Raisin boxes are fun though!

I grew up in (and eventually left) a conservative Christian church, so I don’t have a good idea of how aware normal people are when it comes to the fears and obsessions of that community. From stories like these I think that there’s hardly any awareness at all – which is totally fine! Those beliefs are erroneous and damaging! But two things worth understanding if you want to know why these complaints of theirs are so common (and wrong of course):

1. Evangelicals believe that if the existence of same-sex attraction is kept secret then no one would ever be gay, and

2. Evangelicals believe that sexy media leads to horniness, which leads to jerking-off, which is a sin – whereas horrifying bloody violence does not.

😆

Sauce?

It’s funny how three or four AI models have become the equivalent of the electronics engineer’s “jellybean parts.” Need a little AI to get people to look at your company? Just grab one out of the jar!

“So…”

“He slimed me!”

“Sir, I posit the existence of a ‘Level 4’ diagnostic, though it may only exist in a higher dimension.”

“Space is the infinite extension of the three-dimensional region in which all matter exists.”

His distinctiveness was a little TOO distinctive, if you know what I mean.

Calm like a bomb.

Or, if Spirit Halloween ever loses the official Trek license:

“Blah, now it is time to stalk the night for blood! Except Mittens is sleeping in my lap and I am trapped here!”

Wait, shouldn’t it be “was-wolf”? We might need to call in a proofreader.

“My three weed-smoking girlfriends Mountain Dew-flavored boyfriends.”

“You’re about to get tyrannosaurus wrecked!”