I believe the “plan” was to sink her slowly by letting some water in, then have the “safest” at sea disaster by calling for help with enough time for nearby vessels to assist. The theory then goes on to claim that hitting the iceberg was an accident that only happened because they couldn’t steer around it fast enough due to the water they had already taken on.

Can’t remember where I read this it, might have been the Wikipedia article about the conspiracy theory.

UK mobile number you Muppet, they aren’t area based at all.

Longer! In Scotland, mostly cool, mine sit on the counter for a couple of months at a time.

I spin them to check if they’re still okay. You spin them on the counter, briefly place a finger to stop them and release. If the yolk is still fluid the egg will start to spin again, and they’re good to use. If the inners have congealed they stop dead, and go in the bin.

This ain’t it. I can smell the batshit from here.

Yes. Well worth watching the episode if you’re interested. Hell, the whole series is very interesting.

Think they talked about this in the most recent season of Clarkson’s Farm. One point they are measuring the availability of nitrogen in the soil and they see that it has increased.

They planted a mixed crop of corn and beans together and it seemed to have a positive benefit.

Fuck me, you managed to shoehorn your use of linux into a conversation about cars. Bravo.

HP?

Pulsar?

I’ve been telling my friends for years that the technology advances in lab grown meat mean it’s only a matter of time before we get Kevin Bacon bacon.

It’s got Taika Waititi’s fingerprints all over it. The same way that the Whedon era has his particular style of dialogue and joke setup, Taika has a similar style that’s very recognisable and overdone.

The ideal use case for these vehicles - short, local trips with a single person and no cargo - is better served by improving public transport, not using a mini car.

Agree these vehicles are nothing more than hypothetical horseshit.

Where do my kids go, on the roof? What about all their shit? How about the things I’m taking with me like shopping, the wallpapering table my Dad wants to borrow, the ladder of his I’m taking in return, the plants I’ve bought and my dog? Those examples are from just today, which my wee civic had no bother hauling. I’m not renting a vehicle every time I need to do everyday tasks.

Modern medicine is fucking awesome. I hope you enjoy your new bits!

Not relevant.

Penile implants to combat erectile dysfunction - you can see the original annotations about the valve and pump located in the scrotum, along with the inflatable bladder that gets insert in the shaft.

Mouth tape. Explained how much snoring affected me and the missus started using it. Cheap, simple, and the snoring stopped inside a week.

As for the dogs, stop rewarding then when they bark. Don’t feed em, let em out, whatever it is they’re wanting that they bark for that you keep doing. Sounds like they’ve trained you.

Well I might be stupid, but at least I’m not this stupid.

Sure! There’s zero likelihood of this ever happening, but in the weird universe where it does you can probably sue them for coming around and shaving your dog too.

In theory, but not in reality. It’s just far too expensive.