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$50 surcharge for seats with a kevlar cushion

Laughs in Mel Blanc

I’m no historian, but I presume the Canaanites then moved to North America and founded Canaada

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Holy shit do I just want to be able to sideload my own personal apps on my device without Apple’s approval

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Is the waxwing even trying?

I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

In this economy‽

I don’t know if it’s even true, but if it is:

Consensual sex for a job > pedophile rape

Tersla Siberturck

It’s technically a water dispenser

Yes but we all know you will never experience that 69 (and I think you know it too)

The Spaghetti Album

I’m in the US and can’t help, but that video is fuckin brilliant. I want to have a beer with that guy

If they have pics of John Kerry, they can be flip flopping floppy flip flops

Yep. She’s going to die from a mysterious illness three times in the back of her head

Barber: I put a hex on you