You don’t have to imagine, Josh Brolin has you covered!
Meal prep your own junk food. I freeze smash burger patties, peeled and cut fries, stir-fry veggies and get some dry-store ingredients in advance so when the craving hits, I can make stuff at home faster than it takes for the delivery to get here. It’s cheaper and can be healthier than takeout.
“What do you mean there’s another dude who’s called BajaBootyBlast?”