Is translation of good 1980s eastern European joke

In joke, doorbell is wired to system which causes medium brain damage in dogs. Is also comment on real life.

Cookie monster?

What isn’t?

There weren’t any local elections he should vote in?

The only reason you are a Christian is because your parents are, not because it is Truth.

I don’t think he even cares that much about money, except that it’s useful/needed for the things he wants to accomplish.

Unfortunately, the things he wants have gotten steadily shittier and shittier and more disgusting over the last 15 years.

Uh, ok.

You’re assuming he gives a shit about how much profit it’s making.

It’s not a public company, it’s now his private playground to try to get millions of people to see only the “free speech” he wants them to see, and exert political influence.

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Allah is real, I would stake my life on it

Vishnu is real, I would stake my life on it

Jesus is real, I would stake my life on it

Odin is real, I would stake my life on it

Yahweh is real, I would stake my life on it

Wahguru is real, I would stake my life on it

Zeus is real, I would stake my life on it

Amenterasu is real, I would stake my life on it

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Which touch? Not seeing it.

That’s certainly not working well in this thread.

I’m just giving a possible answer to your question.

Probably because of the weird, combative, absolutist way you frame so many of your comments?

I’m not seeing where they said that there was nothing more to women.

Depends on who you’re showering with maybe

I see virtually no one not returning them, but I’m sure it happens.

Or keep you from bouncing and hitting the ceiling in cases of extreme turbulence. Or yo help on cases of lower-speed crashes (cases where the plane goes into some nosedive are less likely), etc.

Weird, on Jerboa I see wheelchair and don’t see “Wheelchair” anywhere.

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