Only if he moves to Taber. Or Mayerthorpe. Or Edmonton. Them good ole AB cuntry folk love them some authoritarian figure-heads. Have fun, 34-times-convicted-felon.

At least we know part of the answer to: “How many times does one have to stab a pig to kill it.” Clearly the answer is > 22.

Na na na naaa

Na na na naaa

Hey, hey, hey

GOOD-BYE

1. WTFF?

2. Who is losing their job for such a massive cock up?

3. Does this signal a return to calling Navy personnel “seamen”?

More alt-right babble, fantasy, and mythologizing. Looks like the plan would be to normalize “accidental” image use across the spectrum and normalize the sight of foreign, far-right powers openly violating norms. When the domestic terrorists, errrr, ummm, cuntservatives do it, people will be numb to it and simply accept ii.

Not likely, L’il PP, you’ll have to be more subtle if you want to overthrow democracy; learn from your American betters: this process can take years, even decades. Why, it even with state authority to gerrymander and suppress voters, it took them over 15 years to subjugate the SCOTUS, and fill it with enough bribable (Thomas, Roberts) and pliable (Gorsuch, Coney-Barrett and Cry-baby Kavanaugh) stooges that they could start cancelling laws they felt were to humanist and compassionate.

THAT’s the time scale, PP, not an election cycle. Look long term. /s

If flying sky-daddy existed the orange gibbon would not. Ergo, in place of a Supreme being we get Mr. Cheeto.

“Do that” ? Might do that if the dear leader can keep from shitting all over it.

So, no.

Every accusation is an admission when you’re a cuntservative.

I weep for the serfs under his capricious reign.

Someone getting elected locally, who differs in approach from the Governor is a fire-able offense? That’s some medieval shit.

I thought the products were an illustration of how much food is in his colon. You know: why he’s so full of shit.

Lovely. Seems to be missing a steering wheel, though. JK!!! Is it recreational or lifestyle?

U N I O N N O W

Tell me again about how he had bone spurs that kept earning him deferrals from service. Oh wait, that was the other guy, Fat Elvis. Or was it the press agent who bravely sat in an office for his deployment.

<Insert tasteless couch joke here>

Trump is a loser. Vance is a deviant. Both are weird lying grifters. Why is the US media so afraid to say that out loud?

Yet.

No low-ballers, I know what I’ve got.

OMG - BREAKING NEWS!!! SKIPPY IS A LYING HYPOCRITE.

Moving on…

Nope, “Sad Clown” is already taken.

Until Bell decides to snuff it out. They’ll use their “legal” division (aka the CRTC) to outlaw it and no-one will squawk about it because: if you control the media, you control ‘the people’s’ voice. We live in the shittiest timeline.