I don’t think this is going to make the election play out much differently. Trumps crazies were already going to turn out. I’m still going to turn out.

And his parents shipped him away to some far off school for being such a little prick.

Maybe he’s tired of watching us fuck up beyond all belief and just wants to fast forward to the end.

Some teachers are just shitheads though.

Yeah this occupied like 5 minutes of my family’s time last night. Our daughter heard about it first. She ran upstairs and told my wife about the same time I saw a news article pop up. My wife and I just kind of shrugged and went about our business.

I’m just surprised it took this long for someone to give it a go. These violent delights have violent ends.

Water balloons filled with Miracle Whip?

Tries to talk like a tough guy. Never done anything tough guy in his life. Gets shot in ear. Falls down. Shits himself.

tough guy talk intensifies x100

Also why Wooley Mammoths are extinct.

Jeffrey must have been sore afterward!

I have an introvert cat that would think I was torturing her if I were to make her leave her little spaces.

That might explain some of the boomer problems. Jones is a gen-xer though, we had phased lead based fuel out of almost everything by the time he was growing up.

He very well could have eaten lead paint chips as a kid though. His supplements have also been tested and shown to contain unhealthy amounts of lead.

Anyone know where his services will be held? I need to know where he’s buried for future bathroom breaks when traveling.

I’m living the prequel to Idiocracy.

True but I think the Fast & the Furious franchise has a better shot at giving Pi a run for it’s money.

Too bad it didn’t remain erect very long.

Yeah but did you hear fast food workers make $15 bucks an hour now in at least one state? Plus people surely haven’t gone through all of their COVID stimulus savings yet.

Yeah they were kicking our teeth in for a while there.

The American people called for him to dropout in 2020. He didn’t listen.

At a brick wall. 3 feet away.

Instead of issuing a scathing rebuke shouldn’t he just mount a posse and pay them a visit now that he can do whatever he wants?