Skill issue tbh

Fucking me, exactly, so much. And it’s so hard to get others to really understand too

Apparently I’m really good at sucking dick, despite only having done it a handful of times. I want to do it more but I’m wary of apps and don’t really know how to meet people in person, I’m really shut in

I mostly dream of drowning myself

What a stretch! I’m jealous

Check out hardspace shipbreaker for that but good

LIKE I LITERALLY QUOTED, your comment BEFORE that one

No I mean “Eventually you’ll be desperate enough to do something” sounding more like “eventually you’ll work up to commiting suicide =D” than “eventually you’ll be motivated to fix things =D”

It’s… so counterproductive. It’s like zero waste, we don’t need a few people doing it perfectly, we need millions doing it imperfectly. By being such dicks and so combative about it, they actively are stopping people from having anything to do with them and reducing their animal product consumption. I’ve recieved various responses to this, from “If someone being mean to you stops you from not continuing to torture animals then you’re a really shitty person” (and like yeah you don’t have to convince me, I’m already suicidal, but contrarianism and not liking groups that are dicks to you is human nature) to “I don’t care, you’re evil and deserve to feel bad” it really seems to me like those people ironically just like hurting others and don’t really actually care about improving lives for animals. Give up animal products? Sure! Give up shitting on people? NEVER! Certainly not all vegans are this way but the vitriolic ones online certainly are and give the rest such a bad name.

Girldick tho

I can’t handle not wanting to kill myself, let alone a giant change in diet. What’s this, another way in which my existence is detrimental to others? Add it to the fucking pile, it’ll be enough to get me to kms eventually.

Oh if you’re trying to positive, you should really rephrase the first comment.

I sure wish my book was shorter

Being unable to secure a relationship is probably too specific, more just the loneliness epidemic in general. I guess it’s less “being single” and more “utterly given up any hope of making romantic and/or intimate connections connections with another human being”. One of those is a lot more suicide inducing than the other.

Yeah, that’s absolutely something a toddler would do

People keep telling me I can’t kill myself and that only makes me want to prove them wrong

If no one gets the joke in the first place then there was nothing to ruin

Look at that periscope tail, she’s si happy to make a new friend!

It sounds to me like people on duty and people sleeping should not have any overlap hahaha

Wow, figure it out, what helpful advice for OP. What do you think they’re trying to do by posting asking for advice?