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Ah yes, Operation “Southern Spear”

Interesting choice of operation name, is it a reference to bubba?

How do shitpost memes make better stories than hollywood? This gave me goose bumps…

(ok I’ll leave now)

I very quickly glanced at the title and my brain read it as “Trash Patel”

I once lost a tooth to a sandwich while chewing it, and the sandwich was pretty much stationary. I’m surprised this cop still has a face, tbh.

Conservatives: All Lives Matter!

Also Conservatives: Ewww, DEI…

The first thing that came to my mind when I saw the title:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvDBesUnpUE

I forced my parents to stop wasting money and pumping their yard full of chemicals about 5 years ago. They went from being inundated with mosquitoes and stinkbugs (and absolutely nothing else) to now having what feels like every species of orbweaver under the sun amongst several other spood types, and lizards, and bees, and beetles; it’s glorious.

Now that my 8-legged freaks are back in town, though, the mosquitoes and stinkbugs are down to 1/3rd of what they were before. In fact, I’ve barely seen any and a few of the Joro spiders around here are FAT. Abdomens the size of my thumb!

Easy, #4 doubles as a poop scoop

Shavasana Hussein