Because he already ate all of the spare ribs.
I saw one with a boat in tow the other day and all I could think about was how much I wished someone would try and use it as a submersible and leave us land dwellers alone.
people like you deserve to be hung
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Every time I see the body horror AI produces I feel like I’m MacReady at McMurdo in desperate need of my flamethrower.
It’s fine we’ll just put people into inescapable debt and have their options be a labor camp or a comatose bio-energy source. You will of course incur medical debt for the comatose option.
The Meta OnlyFans partnership you’ve always wanted.
He looks like a fat version of Zach Braff with Richard Simmons’ hair.
Streaming services become required by law like insurance
Wait, why am I required to pay for a streaming service?
Because it has all of the entertainment electrolytes a human needs
And to no one’s surprise, wealthy powerful countries don’t want to share their wealth, which may also equate to sharing power.
The secret love child of Kim Jong and Elon.
For additional educational material on pensioners I suggest Still Game: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiacTaYXyRfxMFMOGl6KRLpA6y11JFKZ4
That’s when you let her know you’ve always got a bucket of your gravy ready for her. Hashed? Mashed? You’ve got her smothered and covered.
Take a brick to Roku until it agrees to your terms.
When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.
Don’t forget to smother it in ketchup
Hi, I’m annoying and want to be helpful. Am I helpful? If I repeat the same options again when you’ve told me I’m not helpful, will that be helpful? I won’t remember this conversation once it’s ended.
Hi, which option have you told me you already don’t want would you like?
Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that, please rage again.