They nailed it, I’m so impressed with onion these days.

I wonder why the sudden uptick? Is that related to… now they’re looking harder after the 2021 incident?

Medically assisted suicide is pretty widely accepted in Canada, in my experience. Pro non medically assisted suicide or young suicide is different, maybe.

Economics doesn’t seem as big of a thing as the other 3. Anyone who’s nerdy enough to talk economics without making it political could probably have a pretty good discussion. I vote we change it to Elephants. Religion, Abotion, Politics, Elephants, or Rape.

Im sad. And when Im sad and feel hopeless I turn to Beaverton to make sure they’re still making proper fun of her along the way: “Danielle Smith: Teudeau Wants Albertans to have Teeth and I Won’t Stand for That.”, or “Local Woman Makes Hating Canada her Whole Personality and Wins Election”.

I was so happy to see this meme format.

I thought they were going to turn into Saddam Husseins.

This one reads like a it’s always sunny episode. Like it would be “I won’t screw up I won’t screw up I won’t screw up” and then opening credits “the gang screws up”.

That’s so heartbreaking. I can’t imagine the level of isolation it would feel to be a woman under Taliban rule.

What happened?

After a republican called Puerto Rico an island of garbage.

Oh shit

Tires are the enemy

It’s a little loss isn’t it

Donut is round, so definitely

And Lemmy is like… we’re just happy you’re here and posting. Stick around for a while.

Oh Onion, why you gotta be so on point all the time.

At press time, Sikora warned that if the United States failed to act now, it would have no plausible deniability for the death and destruction that record-breaking storms, heat, floods, and drought will inevitably bring.

Neat. Handy. Thank you.

Matt Damon trying to listen in?

Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…