Thinking of that Key and Peele sketch. Someone describing the government with the tone of a libertarian.

“So we have them vote to think they have power, steal their money and call it taxes, provide basic services and limited other functions. Then in 200-300 years, just walk away.”

“Motherfucker that’s a government!”

I think Death has some explaining to do.

In the spirit of not promoting violence, I’d like to promote the alternative of the Alex Jones treatment. Gaslight the fucker and set a conspiracy in motion to hound him the rest of his days.

But to be distinguished from the shot itself, it would have to be a fair distance away.

What about the second shooter on the grassy knoll?

What do you mean occifer? My blood alcohol is perfectly fine at 7 and my pH is below the .08 limit. I’m ferfectly pine to drive.

I don’t think it’s meant to “hide” it from the government. I think it’s meant to avoid using official government documents. This stems from the belief that your birth certificate is the government opening a trust in your ALL CAPS name.

I might be messing some of that up. I still haven’t figured out what combination of alcohol, drugs, sleep deprivation, or whatever is optimal for trying to make sense of their shit. But I promise you I’m committed to figuring out the alcohol/drug portion at least.

You might be familiar with their rants claiming to be an “American National”. This is differentiated from a “citizen” mostly by birth location. So a citizen is someone born to a US citizen parent or born in a US state. A “national” would likely be born in a US territory like American Samoa and Swain Island.

The below goes into further details.

https://govassist.com/blog/us-nationals-vs-us-citizens-uncovering-the-key-differences-for-travelers#:~:text=What’s the difference between a,U.S. territories like American Samoa

I’m pretty sure US Nationals can get passports, but a true National likely wouldn’t be getting their info from a sovcit group.

A properly insulated industrial freezer should consume less electricity than a house with AC, even if it’s set at a reasonable temp.

Seriously. She’s banked a little time. She should be able to commit a few minor crimes and use her credit.

15 USC 1692a (4):

The term “creditor” means any person who offers or extends credit creating a debt or to whom a debt is owed, but such term does not include any person to the extent that he receives an assignment or transfer of a debt in default solely for the purpose of facilitating collection of such debt for another.

Oh. Now I completely understand how all this works…

Might boost quarterly earnings for the first quarter of implementation. It’s almost like a pre-enshittification.

Needs more TLAs.

I always knew he was full of shit.

I don’t know why my first thought from this was Ruth Gator Binsburg. Now I just want something like a shitty_watercolor of that.

Exactly. That’s why everyone knows where to find the most democratic Republic country in the world. The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. It’s right there in the name.

Where do you live that public transit is a viable option?

“¿Por qué no los dos?” - Uvalde cops.

There’s also N-1 streamers.

Even Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell was quoted saying:

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