The real nightmare is the kerning.

Not even close, by many orders of magnitude.

Haven’t the poor suffered enough?

Fuck that guy in particular for making us think he was cool.

The distinction between a “real” Nazi and a Hitler fanboy is too fine to matter.

Man, we’re getting close to the point where the release a game at the same time as its remaster.

Not the economy, but “the economy”, i.e. corporate profits.

I wish.

Also what I was taught in US Spanish classes.

Almost every programming language uses 0.

Hate to break it to you, but almost every language uses 0-based indexing.

Mathematicians and computer scientists are natural enemies.

Suicide prevention is so threatening!

Man, I wouldn’t even want to try to do a crossword in Spanish, and compared to an alien language it’s basically just English with more accent marks.

Same as Greg Abbott.

Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!

People on the other side don’t deserve a mnemonic.

Made me feel like I was crazy the first time I installed pedals on a bike.

None of your examples involve encouraging people to make stupid decisions like building a house that’s almost guaranteed to be destroyed within a few years.

Psychos.