Worse. Ednas were Karens that became managers. Even if they weren’t manangers…

Have you heard the phrase “Do you want to speak to the man in charge, or the woman who knows what’s going on?”?

That woman was Edna.

The rest of humanity will eventually evolve into something you don’t recognize and can never be part of.

For a lot of those texts, simply reply with “stop”.

The automated system will add you to the no-go list.

Sounds like something Strange would do.

I’m amazed that calendars are still a thing at all.

hot dogs in Kraft Dinner

If I had a million dollars,
we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner.

Came with the house. Changing it out would not be fun.

I have never heard of this before. Thanks for mentioning it.

r/cat was like that for a while. Imagine being the database admin being responsible for a billion iterations of the word cat.

Sure was.

Import duties are a scam to begin with.

Growing up I watched my mom drink cup after cup and then let her anxiety run rampant. Told myself I wasnt gonna touch it. I don’t even find the smell appealing.

You managed to get through childhood without learning the alphabet song?

He has a license plate reader, he has facial recognition, he can read IP addresses from your cell phone or watch,”

Uhhhh… How is it reading the ip addresses of people’s phones?

Fat? Not enough to offset the increased cost of … everything. As I said, the biggest polluters just increase their prices and the rest of us pay. There’s no incentive for the big dogs to improve, and the rest of us dont have alternatives.

Planetary air is free as no one could prove in court that they had any hand in its design or creation.

However the air in contained facility such as a space station or mars habitat is copy protected. Each inhabitant requires a Microsoft 365 style license renewed annually to breathe. Special areas of the habitat or use cases such as atheltic activities require special temporary licenses.

Hmmm Brb: writing synopsis.

Masseurs having to document and pay royality for every massage technique used.

I did a bit of googling. Turns out there were refrigerated sailing vessels in the late 1800s.

I have neither option option. All bananas are delivered to my landlocked town via the same truck.

Bananas are probably a bad example because they are so perishable. They have to be transported in a very controlled environment. Theres no way youre getting bananas from Guatamala to Canada via sailboat and still having them be saleable.

But it doesnt work. Grocery stores raise their prices to cover the carbon tax on deliveries, and the consumers pay more. Its not like we can choose to buy only bananas that were delivered by an electric truck.