that would have been clever but anon is not that clever so no

i thought it was obvious i was joking but yeah, that would be faster

I have all of wikipedia in a single 156 GB text file. in my .zshrc i have fastWikiLookup() { cat ~/wikipedia.txt | grep "$@" }

I have a feeling that all the OpenAI employees switch to Claude once they leave work

im gonna show up to one of them in an ice cream truck but CREAM will be in big letters so people know i’m not the bad ice

Ancient Aliens has entered the chat

ls -U #GEAUX TIGERS!

they don’t call them “froggos”, they’re just “frogs”. a frog is either a pepe or an apu. an apu is like a cute lil pepe

wc -l should give you the same thing with the long names since the line count is still the same

it can only come from years of browsing the chans and saving every frog you see. jk i think there’s a huge frog database online you can download

that really is a terrifying feeling

i ctrl+c my fucking face off when that happens.

oh and in case y’all can’t read it, the command is cat * in /bin

i sensed this post coming, that’s why i got a tall glass of water before reading it

one thing i’ve learned about brain damage is that it’s not all bad. i got a traumatic brain injury three years ago and it actually made me more normal. it even got rid of my alcohol cravings for me.

oh great now you got me hungry for pickled liver

is there like foie gras but instead of fat goose iiver it’s like alcoholic goose liver