technically true

are you the apostrophe police or something?

post it!

Everyone lives in amazing homes in movies and they all have amazing jobs like director of the cia at like 25 years old and they do a lot of work while walking quickly down the hallways barking instructions to their assistants on their sides.

i actually did this recently successfully at an airport. made it in time by a few minutes.

born to roll

this is like that cat biting the corn

lame. make it like $500 or something

the worst one

nice post

but who made the uranium?

ever seen us generals? that have shit to of awards and ribbons for what i don’t even know

what’s the point of the huge buttons?

thick phone, big battery, rootable, headphone jack, no curve screen

this happened to me once but it turned out to actually be a centipede.

ah yes, spice

terrible!

ah yes makes sense. i had cats that did this too

geezus could this be any cuter goddam

why do they lick when you do this?