jargoggles

Where’s the goddamn water slide?

Clearly it’s a function of |y|.

I enjoyed Bullet Train and Equilibrium.

A much harder stipulation is that it needs to be below a 60% audience score, too. I haven’t found any there, yet, but it feels like it’s more in line with the idea that the movie needs to be unpopular.

Never commit more than two crimes at a time unless they’re fucking rad.

Salt and anything sweet. Salt is a flavor enhancer and can make sweet flavors pop even more.