As I wrote not my cup of tea and I didn’t use lycos before.

You are right, but there it’s not first for me (but that could be language dependent):

It’s awfully sweet. Maybe it tastes better with compound V.

Haha definitely not. I prefer DDG, just read before that lycos still exists and was curious.

Can my husband on lycos.com… wtf:

https://search20.lycos.com/web/?q=can+my+husband

Yes, it’s unavoidable. A special a capella edition from the Wise Guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFShuOwRbg

What god is that mouse?

This week I just had a Snickers with moldy tasting nuts. I didn’t checked it for Saurons ring. But that mindset already prevented me finding the letter from Hogwarts between all advertising letters.

Expand the pumpkin to the size of your …?

Is this the anti-stress-ball version of

Good that about 50 percent of all humans have already an anti-stress dick attached to them.

A power bottom?

🫸🫷 me too (just copy an utf8 emoji from some website, e.g. https://emojiterra.com/emojis/high-five/)

It was him

Cancer is nothing you can count on. For the bad and for the good.
Hope your dad stays healthy.

Is that a cigarette in his hands? He was 12 years old in 1955.

Yes, and use something like GNU Screen to work seamless on the other machine again.

DIE BART DIE