I also have one of those. This is the only watch running correctly in my house.

Bold of You to assume it was ever running correctly.

She could wear a trash bag if she’s this cute, I’m still going out with her.

According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

Trump is the kind of guy, who thinks women’s orgasm is a myth.

If Trump were president, he would playfully bite teenaged girls in the neck.

The Iddy Bitty Titty Committee.

Does this still work with paper straws?

Roo close to ludicrous speed.

Ali Spagnola się that to a whole room and herself. And it wasn’t Halloween.

Maybe I missed something, but how can it be 85 years apart since Scotty was on TNG.

How bout if the owner of the mountain throws him a pizza party once a couple of months.

It’s probably the only GTA I’ve ever played. I recently tried to play it, but found the tank controls too annoying to play. The game would still be fun if it had analog support.

The single form is “pieróg”.

And fuckable.

Hopefully these aren’t the keys to the house.

Didn’t knew a “key bump” was a thing.

Is that the buff wizard from Solstice? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Nintendo_Entertainment_System_Solstice_cover_art.jpg

Absolutely not. It’s a great way to learn. I am living in Denmark currently and everybody here knows English, young and old, because they have movies with subtitles on their TV.

This actually doesn’t help with understanding English. You will pick up a few words, but You can’t listen to two people talk at the same time. You can only pick up how they act, but not what they say. I learned English watching cartoons without any translation when I was 7.