Watch this short video on your phone so that you can turn on the flashlight

Seems like a good spot to put some unskippable ads. This is a million dollar idea!

Man this would have helped me immensely. I started chronologically but this would have made more sense

Women are you and your family are you and your family are you and your family are you and your family

I think I’m stuck in some sort of gboard hell

Wait, isn’t desantis the guy that ate pudding with his fingers? I think Cruz is mostly famous for fleeing to Cancun when things got ugly at home

I love being able to pause when my son needs something too

We mix ketchup and Worcestershire and put it on meatloaf. And then we make more to dip the meatloaf in while eating.

I was gonna say Taco Bell hell

You’re not supposed to measure top to top to bottom

My wife is reading through some top 500 books or whatever list and she always struggles with this. If you give it 50-100 pages and get nowhere, just put it down and call it a loss.

Meanwhile, I’m just reading scifi and fantasy stuff that comes well recommended and rarely have to give up on a book.

I thought it was “if it’s yellow, let it mellow”

I sometimes make a cup of warm water that I add instant decaf coffee to. We’re like twins

I’ve been playing off and on for years, but can’t get past about level 20. I suck so bad at the game but love it

I think it’s because of how tiny the wound is. He doesn’t want to let on how minor his injury is

I swear they’ve degraded their current service.

For years I have turned off my son’s lights by saying Alexa, lights off. Recently, they say there’s many things that go by that name. No shit. But maybe start with the room I’m standing in like you did for years

I’ve been doing: 1/2 cup old fashioned oats 1 cup flavored kefir 1 Tbsp chia 1 Tbsp ground flax As many blueberries as I can cram in with the rest in a 1 pint mason jar

It’s… Fine. I’ve been considering adding half Greek yogurt and half kefir, but I’m already desperate for more sugar in the recipe.

Maybe a splash of honey will be my next step

Hate to tell you but aluminum cans are plastic lined. That’s why beer doesn’t taste as bad as it used to in cans

Osso bucco

I have had pretty good luck with doing

High five Up high Down low Too slow

My nephew would just let me do it forever, always trying to beat me on the too slow bit.