China engineering

I’m taking the piss.

Reasoning like the stupid idiots who decided this was a good idea.

Consider this:

When the cooking oil is heated, the distillate contamination will flash off, leaving a nice clean cooking oil.

If distillate is slightly contaminated with with cooking oil, probably not so bad that engines burning it can’t deal with the slightly differing heat rate and specific gravity of the new mixture.

😂

Literally?

What would dale do?

This

Obviously you’ve got brain tape worms.

Where is the crust on a crust punk?

In the words of Kenny Hotz, “Why won’t it warm up?!”

I was just a regular type dude…

If you don’t give a treat, you risk getting tricked.

But cat is cheaper. It grows for free in the city.

“road toll remains flat”

Fails to account for increasing population

Yeah pretty much never, unless it’s in a movie or something.

We gotta bring in the new world order.

Cats are shit ass animals

I think you might be using the IR gun incorrectly.

The area which is being measured may be partially off the edge of the bed.