He said he was checking out his future plane. Probably seeing if the furniture is his type.

Not only that, but they kept finding leaks on the rocket leading up to launch

With the pointer and middle finger together it’s the shocker. Apart, it’s the University of Houston hand sign.

Man, all those women in Colorado and Georgia who voted for Boebert and MTG. And literally everyone in Mexico is now a woman.

My dude needs to get Balatro

Many fine people are saying it.

We gotta get the Cyber Ninjas on the case!

Be sure to read computer terminals logs in Honest Hearts.

If they run, they are Hamas. If they don’t run, they are well trained Hamas.

Many fine people are saying that JD Vance has sexual relations with couches. Many fine people.

I don’t believe Mary Trump. Donald was incoherent even before he had to run against Harris.

Oh good! I was worried I wouldn’t be getting anymore PFAS after I got rid of my non-stick pans.

So if Trump’s assassination attempt were successful, the RNC would have to run a corpse? The voters wanted that corpse to run.

Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.

Well, what if she has her period!? She’ll just nuke Russia because of her hormones! We can’t have that in a president. We can only have a president who gives spy information to Russia because Putin complimented him. A true Patriot! /s

Pretty sure that retired firefighter that Biden had to shame you into acknowledging took that bullet, Don.

This guy wants non-US citizens to vote for TRUMP!!! STOLEN ELECTION!!!

The RNC starts today. The Republicans would have to scramble to pick a candidate for president the weekend before they show off their candidate for president. It would have caused chaos for them.

Oh, there’s more fun in the article.

They also faked the look of rich cream by using a yellowish layer of pureed calf brains. As a historian of the Indiana health department wrote: “People could not be induced to eat brain sandwiches in [a] sufficient amount to use all the brains, and so a new market was devised.”

“Surprisingly enough,’’ he added, “it really did look like cream but it coagulated when poured into hot coffee.”