I feel like this map was designed to piss off everyone.
Mentally ill woman in her late 30s. Quit my jobs with DIDDs to go to work a retail job and go to school.
I’m here to help!
Formerly @kbin.social.
I feel like this map was designed to piss off everyone.
It’s a lie. I’m sorry.
Some of us have seen all these things already and find these memes delightful.
I’m from the US and this laugh… I really needed it. Thank you.
I don’t love shaming princesses.
Though looking back I don’t think I dressed as one even once.
This one can be attributed to my Dad (who died before I found out). He gave me a banana when I was little, and I said, “I don’t like how these burn.”
He said, “Oh, that’s normal. Eat it anyway. It’s good for you.”
…so we know what side of the family I got it from.
I’ve told this story a lot on Lemmy so if you’ve seen it, just ignore it.
I found out I have oral allergy syndrome when I started getting into making smoothies. I said to my best friend (an autistic gentleman), “I love the potassium and macros on bananas but I just don’t get how yall get past the burning.”
He looks me full in the face and says, “No one burns. Bananas don’t burn. They don’t burn anyone.”
And that is how I found out I’m allergic.
Cold can be painful for those with arthritis.
This is my boy. He scratches all his posts, his scratchers, everything and is very good about it, but at a certain length he’ll do his usual routine where he’ll gently hook the edge of a blanket and lift it, and drop it to ask someone to tuck him in, and the blanket won’t drop.
He also might catch a claw on the sofa or something. Time to clip claws!
taxed
Now I see why they avoid taxes so hard.
An unemployed baby?
How embarrassing.
This would work. I work in a new grocery store and we have enough to fit… they are barely contained. If there were suddenly more of them I wouldn’t know what to do.
The thing wooshed on was Epstein didn’t kill himself.
The twice as nice icon is on every item it applies to. If you’re gonna buy something you can just check it and see if it has the logo.
Well the person you’re replying to provided a source to back up their claim. Your answer is just “I’m right.” Do you care to do as your opponent did, and provide a source for your spurrious claims?
You know what would be a fantastic way to spur forward legislation and law stopping the president from doing anything bonkers?
Having the president do something bonkers that the evil assholes who are setting the field to make Trump a king, have no choice but to stop.
The people arguing against using this new power because using it now makes you just as bad as “them,” are the dog-sitting-in-a-room-on-fire meme.
"Using the fire ax is just as evil as destroying the house yourself! Get fucked. We caught the Republicans smoking. Make them smoke the whole pack.
Observing a system you’re in and have no control over must be done objectively.
And I can drive a couple miles to a sign that says “Welcome to Tennessee, Gateway of the Deep South.”
You tell people they’re part of the “upper” south and they’ll set your car on fire.