Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage, The Stale Anuses.

How do you to war on an empty stomach?

What a dumbass pedophile.

Cheetos, please.

Who works in that restaurant? Are they legal? Will ICE be visiting anytime soon?

Why isn’t Trump and the Republican Party doing it now?

Seriously, who cares about Ellen moving?

Privacy reasons? Now I’m wondering what really happens in the cockpit.

And planets are fully developed marbles.

I is agreeable.

Watson’s Ginger Ale.

They better be NSFW selfies.

Blondi getting it on with Tramp. Gross.

Does the US only really have Tesla?

The more he reacts, the guiltier he looks. What a morone.

Fucking Nazis.

Huzzah!

So he’s urging them to unite against Russia and North Korea. Sounds like a cry for help to me, boys!

Hm, good point. So they’re just horrible people then.

MAGA doesn’t care, he’s not White.