Blonde fella in a White House has that problem already.

Wouldn’t it be funny if Jim Carrey bought it! He could install it as a front door to his home, to make for amusing entrances and exits.

If only wars could be fought between these, leaving humans out of it.

Orange at school, green at home.

The New York Pussy Department strikes again!

CEO pays have. Everyone else … not so much.

Single colour monitors, kids! Single colour monitors!

Each time you thank an LLM, 50,000,000 gallons of water are lost!

Huh. TIL.

Thank you.

Too soon.

I don’t know who that is.

At no point in his life did Luke get any. Ever. Hell, Yoda probably slung his leg over more often. But permavirgin Luke? Nope.

So, like, a ‘hunter’ in a high hide shooting an elephant 300 metres away?

Not like the government is using them anyway …

MailSperm.com

And remember, dangerous bears can be anywhere, so always have bear spray on your person!

Sorry. I can only afford liver and roadkill.

Ah, the cry of teen parties everywhere in Australia when someone rips open the box, exposing the bladder: “Gooooooon!”

There was a guy in Florida who was filmed getting amorous with a woman’s car …

Same difference, innit?