My bad. Well, obviously Motorola has 14 configured and available for this device, so I don’t know what to tell you.
Luckily, my gov’t now forces providers to un-network-lock devices after a certain waiting period (60 days?), and the bootloader seems to be unlockable! I’m not feeling like a slave, just paying more for the phone than what I signed up for.
Edit: I’ll always trust Motorola over, say, Samsung, where the Galaxy S-whatever (US version) and the same name device (International version) even have a completely different processor!
This looks more like the successor to Lode Runner’s Rescue on Commodore 64!
Spelunker got modern versions. Lode Runner, not so much.