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  • emmie@lemmy.mltoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlcheckmate
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    2 days ago

    80/20

    I live by this rule, it made me gain so much credibility and money from people who don’t know any better. 80/20 <3

    20 percent of work nets you 80 percent of result (except no one knows what I did isn’t 100 percent) bam 4/5 of time saved. Everyone is happy and if something doesn’t work we can just blame it on client



  • emmie@lemmy.mltoAsklemmy@lemmy.mlIs there any hope for me?
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    2 days ago

    Yeah well good luck with adhd at: work hard, show on time, remember that you have any work at all

    First month is always all cool and nice thanks to inhumane amount of energy but then it catches up with you and you plunge hard

    The more monotonous and routine something is the worse it gets. Same tram every day at same hour? Two weeks max before inevitable disappearance to never appear again.

    It’s like walls are closing on you and anxiety attacks start and you have to run and regain your strength to try anew somewhere else.

    Once it got so bad I almost got paranoidal psychosis because I just felt so bad so to preserve my mental health I had to disappear and barricade for half a year to recoup.

    It’s no fun standing in public and feeling like you are about to die, freaking out about it, freaking out about freaking out about it and that you are crazy, running like mad from the place that gave you this suffocating feeling










  • emmie@lemmy.mltoComics@lemmy.mlEndless torment
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    7 months ago

    Nothing is as terrifying as SpaceEngine.

    Frankly. This… software rearranged my brain and changed me fundamentally.

    There are no words to describe being lost in the 10^27 of space. It’s just too much, you will go insane and if you survive you will lose the ability to talk with people, lose every single thing that you thought matters. You will be alone even in the busiest of places, some part of you forever stuck in the 10^27 of emptiness between Galaxy Groups.

    This isn’t a joke. Ignorance is bliss