My dad said he wants this. I can’t be sure if he’s serious, but I am.

A few decades late, right on schedule

Millenia?

Slomo guys

Real talk, would that work?

There’s almost no actual information regarding causes or solutions

You are lying

Pressure washer graffiti is a thing

Yes

I was making a point about why prison is more expensive, its because of who is getting paid

Bubbles?

What happens to money when you pay for that cost? Where does it go? Think harder

Disgustingly plausible

Warm hugs?

Some families are stocked with reasonably pleasant people

Spoken like an NPC

Right, that would be absurd

What?

Both

Idea: antibiotic lube