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You talking to me?
You talking to me?
Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?
Is Dr Patches’ degree medical or academic?
Hard to get more traditional than this!
Ugh, my username is also Bort
If the mouth is closed then crocs have their teeth poking out, gators don’t. If the mouth is open then consider running away.
That’s a kookaburra
Just a lowly, lowly cook
Have you tried calling the new number for the emergency services recently? Fortunately there’s a little jingle to help you remember it.
Even these lads can tell this isn’t a car
The SNP master plan!
Repeat with exponential growth, starting asking everyone you know if they want any spiderlings
I want to see the cat but I can’t, are you able to direct link the video?
Count in binary up to 1023 on your hands you filthy casual
Don’t feed the troll, they won’t read your answer!
Mechanically it still is
Don’t need to hire proofreaders when people buy the books and post their own interpretations anyway!
I know whatever environment I run my shell script in has sh
, I can’t rely on (the right version of) python being there.
Looks like meat’s off the menu boys, but we’ve got this suspicious looking pizza