It’s the usb-c of standards!

top/bottom, clearly.

Joke’s on you capitalism, my employment EULA prohibits me from making outside income!

Why tho? He doesn’t need it to be profitable, he already has it as his own echo chamber. Any more money in is just sunk cost fallacy to bring back people he’s happy to see gone in the first place.

“It’s my house and I’ll shoot out the windows if I want to,” Musk was heard screaming, yesterday.

Speaking of Rare games, I was on track to 100% DK64 until my save corrupted on the final fairy. Never tried again, damn those bananas.

“Have you considered trying not-treason? We have cookies!”

I’ll assume you’re being intentionally obtuse because no one could actually be that dumb.

“Yeah, the load times are shit, but they aren’t shit enough to tell some intern to spend two months figuring out what’s going on.”

“What about when some nerd fixes it in a week and embarrasses us when he shows how it was caused by the addition of the shop?”

“We’ll fucking sue, that’s what.”

“What if we just paid him the bug bounty instead?”

“Fine, no need to Streisand this time, I guess.”

Rockstar being actual rockstars in their response :D

Oh thank god they aren’t sending any medical equipment.

Thanks for shutting the trolls out at the gate, instead of letting them shit on the lawn like they wanted.

Crossing fingers that the Starliner does autopilot better than a Tesla and doesn’t hit the ISS on the way out. Even the Boeing beancounters know that deorbiting the ISS would be bad press.

Unfortunately, I am not from the EU region, neither do I live in one

So, the GDPR doesn’t apply to you. So, you’re probably SOL?

Elon convinced everybody The Boring Company’s weird underground car holes a mile long was the only option. And then he quit once he chased off competition from the public option.

WONTFIX: working as designed.

Did he ever consider just, you know, not being a felon?

…No, that would have required avoiding crimes. My bad.

Sure, verifying chicken is deboned before it leaves the factory makes more sense than installing x-ray machines at every pizzeria.

I love everything about that. Even a small tech demo with like one kind of item and a single quest would be really cool.

That’s the thing that scares me the most, actually. That in order to ensure humanity’s survival, all we need to do is cure the dark greed in every man’s heart.

Otherwise, we’ll just end up with carbon credit style solutions that ensure we transfer ownership of emissions at a heavily discounted rate, rather than making less emissions.

I’m going to need a lot more details before this stops sounding like the craziest idea I’ve heard all month.

when someone is sleeping outside we’ll fine them/arrest them, then they’ll go…

To jail. Because it’s worth $40k/yr/person to build a system that kicks people when they’re down.