That’s just what Katie Tiedrich’s face looks like.

Did you mean to put a “not” in that 2nd sentence?

Someone did the Kamala one as a standalone. Then their spouse/roommate did the Trump one to supplement it.

He did tell her he didn’t want her.

That’s true, IF AND ONLY IF the game in question has failed to retain players that long…

Sure? Someone’s gotta.

Why is there an apostrophe in friends, but not parents, when they’re both non-possessive plural nouns?

Why is there an apostrophe in Trekkies?

And I am declaring a certain one of those style guides to be correct!

The singular possessive is pronounced “travises.” It’s spelled Travis’s.

If you think I misspelled that, please review page 1 of Strunk & White’s The Elements of Style. The use of an s after an apostrophe does not depend on the letter preceding the apostrophe. Rather, the lack of an s after an apostrophe denotes a plural possessive.

If only republicans could read!

“This is what rich guys act like”

“Oh, except you’ll be playing one who is actually quite intelligent”

You call them both innovators.

What has Musk innovated?

Buying other people’s ideas doesn’t count.

I’m guessing the fad originated due to being too fat/inflexible to do it properly, then using the not-gay excuse to try to turn it into a macho thing.

Not just to soapbox others about your straightness, but also to assure yourself of your agency and superiority.

Don’t try to hide my erection

Use catbox.moe

Like most social media snips, this would be better without the response.

I wish you were right. Unfortunately, there are a bunch of idiot voters out there who just fill in the box next to the name they hear more.

Brilliant

It’s the farts actually, they’re really stinky.