Damn, this isn’t a real tweet but pretty funny anyways

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One small tweak you can make: Cook beans in a pressure cooker instead of buying the canned stuff. It’s low effort, tastes better, and leads to less gas.

Add kombu (seaweed) strips to further aid digestion.

I don’t have a Medium account. Could someone post a link to the study?

There’s a chance, OP, that you might have carbon monoxide poisoning if it’s true that you “became paranoid all of a sudden”. For anyone with gas appliances, regularly check that your CO detectors are working.

I don’t mean this as a diss or to invalidate your (totally valid) concerns about data privacy.

Simplest answer: cotton. It’s cheap and good enough for most uses. High-grade cotton like Supima is extra comfortable and not much more expensive.

Rick Darge’s YouTube channel is criminally underrated. Such a fun binge watch.

Taxi and Limousine Commission

You might hear about medallions in New York City and this is the agency that sells them, enabling a taxi to operate in the city legally.