the ability to scan one’s brain to unlock all the memories that i hope are still stored in there, uses would be things like knowing exactly how many times you’ve sneezed, how many sandwinches you’ve eaten, how many total minutes spent hiccuping, and you take the information and compare your stats with friends

my all time secret to any cream soup is instant potato flakes to thicken, that way i never have to use much dairy, i think that would take you there and then a big scoop of the sour cream for colour and flavour at the very end, coconut always tastes like coconut to me, but now i’m thinking of like a potato curry soup with chickpeas and stuff in it would be absolutely delish and if it weren’t nearly 1am, i might be in that kitchen rn experimenting, thanks for the ideas op!

this right here, like i seriously don’t understand what op is looking for from us, uh if she gaslit you so bad then why care? what’s the worth? what are you going to do? like just stop talking to her if it’s on her, she doesn’t owe the guy anything still he’s here trying to put her on trial on the internet, weird af, i’d probably lie to op too if i was stuck having to be personable to the guy, imagine she found this, i’d know dude had my murder planned up for sure

i have this thing where when i’m focused, but switching tasks, i’ll click my tongue but it’s always the tune of nick nick nick n’nick nick nick o lo dea onnn

GOG as well, if anyone was looking to play Dragon Age: Origins, i would recommend their version, everyone seems to have trouble with the Steam version, but i had no issues and it’s $3 rn

but, the LLM has faith!

i just lost the game…

manyer

the funniest part to me is i grew up in a ‘new age’ ‘way of living’ (“it’s not a religion, it’s a state of mind”,“it’s not a church, it’s a community center”) i only betrayed my family by becoming a christian maybe a decade ago. i remember making the conscious decision the summer between 4th and 5th grade that i would do everything in my power to be the best human being possible, better than anyone ever was, i prayed and i told god that i wouldn’t even curse, and i remember at least feeling that i had tried so hard to achieve that, and god never even made my life better, i don’t even want to linger on what could have had me so desperate and questioning at that age, but i became an out and open atheist from that point, the thing is i never stopped reading, and i never stopped questioning. Philip K Dick is one of my favourite authors, especially reading Radio Free Albemuth, and more so the actual reality of his history and what the guy went through. have you ever heard of a guy Theodore Sturgeon? i would personally recommend More Than Human and Godbody. you need to understand that the very concept and idea of such a force has been going on longer than the now western Christ, and once i chose to stop fighting humanity and to worship it instead, it made living a bit easier for me and those around me, and honestly, i absolutely hate organized religion myself, but that’s what makes the JC guy so cool once you get too know the history, the founding idea is v based, have you ever seen Life of Brian? there are more entertaining ways to spend your time on the internet when we’ll all die in the water wars, i’m only tedtalking here since i’m 2 4lokos in, christ has more carl jung points than star trek, but they achieve the same purpose

and, uh teehee you fell for the b8, m8, u mad bro??

isekai’d

try hyena clit instead

i’m sorry that you have to live with such anger in your heart, G*D bless your poor soul 🫰🫰

they come as sets and most woodworkers will have a couple hanging around, you can look up ‘woodturning pen kit’

they rly gonna be out here clockin the gay dogs

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have you though, in actuality? two thorough, swallowed chomps? they are not from god’s thumb, just any regular onion? try it.

it’s nearly gone back around at this point into “grandma’s been on one recently, do you still have any of that xanax?”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ls3VkE2B8zM&si=AQ4HzMlILgkZ39bV

bananas, bread, milk

not a movie, but charlie from iasip, he could fix me, i’d make him milk steak every night with extra jelly beans T-T i’d just have to kidnap him from the gang first -_-

“Boku Yori Sukoshi Taiyō ni Chikai” (A Little Closer to the Sun than Me)