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yooo, this is totally me when 👌👌👌

what’s a power bottom in lesbian?

ugh, i read it in his voice

bruh, look at you, i’m on the internet and don’t want to be this close to you, trolls live in caves, maybe that’ll be good for you, but then you might hear the water drip and the crickets chirp

if you’re lucky enough to be nearby, try taking her out to the movies and coffee after, once a week, it helped my mom and she’s even got her own litl circle of ladies now so i don’t have to go with her if i’m too busy

schick? venus?

but the cheap labor?? the us wouldn’t survive without the prison system, don’t know why they’re wasting good drugs on the guy though, why waste a life unless we get to make some burgers out of him or something, right? god bless

habeeb it

i take caffeine pills, i need the caffeine, but if i had to sit down and drink a whole cup of liquid, i find that i just don’t, i’m sure i could find the time for it but i don’t

i have done my research and i personally choose to believe that they’re grumpin’ us, it sounds too good to not be true

soggy ol’ diaper cushions his fall

checkmate democrats /s

don’t trust a cathboy either

dear onlookers, i swear i am not a furry, dear op, there is this app called Barq that i haven’t made any lasting friendships on, but the people i’ve connected with are weird enough that their interests are usually more likely to line up with mine, my most reliable pokemon go raid buddy i met through it, also i used an app for a bit called Meetup that had a lot of weekly events and stuff on it, went to a few game nights in random cafes around my town through it, so depending on your area that can help

glad you were able to free it from it’s jelly prison

i think i did it, ty for the advice

don’t forget the disney clause

yeah, you tell him! pootie will show him the business now, stupid kid

i never expected to still have such a visceral reaction to tgn twain, like if i ever hated anyone, it’s him and judge judy

kamala would have turned around