The homing briefcase will forever be one of my favorite if not my absolute favorite bugs. Especially as it was later embraced as a feature.

Now for some reason I really want to see “Pink Floyd / The Wall” edited into the Walmart font.

not for men

Don’t you tell me what I can and can not stick up my funhole. I thought this was America.

That said, while the natural resting place for Donald Trump’s head is inside an asshole – his own – I’ll pass, I’ve got better toys already.

it’s almost like people can have shared experiences or something. Wild!

There’s a big sign from the 2016 election still up on a main road near here, and it tickles me pink to see all the owner did was put some thin red tape over Pence’s name in a big X. Not enough money for a new sign? Too bad. Not smart enough to paint over the P E and repaint it as V A? Lmao.

One of these days I really must go vandalize that thing, orange paintballs are cheap and they make non-water-soluble ones for marking trees. Honestly just haven’t been able to give enough of a shit.

no, this is patrick

I’ll bet a little, pocket-sized center punch would kill them right quick.

Like that.

I have achieved that, when I was younger and skinnier, and it’s not even all that great. For one, yeah, kills your back. Two, it’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked, so let’s hope you’re good at that – and if you are, you’re going to end up with a mouth full of cum.

Now, I’m gay, so these last two points didn’t bother me any, but I was so sore from the experience I did it like twice and then never bothered again. I imagine a straight guy would be even less impressed.

yes, but I would rather they die the hero than live long enough to become dogshit

“her shouting “fuck you” slowly stops as she realizes no-one else is joining in”

for anyone who can’t decipher it.

Fuck.

oh, no, I am inhaling the dangerous chemical of dihydrogen monoxide! The horror!

Goodness, that’s an awful lot of words, champ! In fact, I think that’s more than one – and seems to have lots of mental gymnastics to boot, from what I skimmed – silly, don’t you know how to read directions? Here, let me help you out.

Now, you go and have a little reading time, I’m gonna give you a break from my inbox. Come back when you’ve learned to count to one, and try again.

so just to recap, you gained a newfound appreciation for animal fetishists, and you… think that’s a sign of maturity and growth?

okay then. I’ll just leave you to it then, champ, you have fun with that <3

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I know, it must be hard for kids to understand a time before they were born, but don’t worry, someday you’ll be explaining the facts of life to youngsters yourself.

now I might not remember why I blocked beehaw but I know damn well the animal fetishists are not “good people”, thank you

and just from your instance name… yeah that’s another one for the list

and that is why, aside from my first time being a fat bong rip (fuck you, Nik, that was a dick move), I have never intentionally inhaled smoke once in my life. It does not take an entire scientific study to figure out that inhaling hot smoke from something burning, and all the myriad chemical reactions therein, may not be the healthiest thing to huff.

now, that said, I do vape with a dynavap on a daily basis, so. Let’s hope it’s down to the smoke and not the plant itself.