I see blood but I don’t see a wound. Are they really going to try and pass that the perfect hole there is a bullet hole? Wouldn’t a gun shot wound there take a bigger portion of the ear?

I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.

Why did the last sentence of his response to the tune of, “my shiny teeth and me”

The cicada killer description is spot on except it leaves out how absolutely massive they are. They look like a small red humming bird.

Those are my crocs.

It’s my kink though. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a saw revenge up to 8000 rpm as it heads for your junk.

So it’s rubber/silicone only then or is there another metallic option? Asking for me.

My now wife hid them from me for about 3 or 4 months. She’s more flatulent than me. Always to think about how hush hush it has to be before everything comes out. I farted in front of her within days of our first kiss.

To an extent this is my marriage. My wife and I both own our own companies. Mine is much more established and therefore offers me some leeway on my in office time (I’m an accountant). This means I often spend more time taking care of our children. I also cook, make grocery store trips, clean (to an extent), etc. She still helps around the house which isn’t ad much as it used to be. But I see her working her ass off so I don’t complain.

As for protecting me…no. I’m a pretty large dude. 6’3" 250. So unfortunately when things go bump in the night ya boi gets to go investigate.

Girl’s, how long have you been holding that fart?

Earnest Petunia Whirl if a boy. Earnest/Ernie for short.

Carolina Dorothy Mantooth: Whiskers or Dorothy for short.

You could also to with the following:

Kittem A. Cat Dr. Birdcatcher Sir Fluffington K Snuggleworth Esquire IV Ragga-Muffin ragga or muffin work for short names. Gary Lasereyes Shit rock Steve French Bubbles Mim-mim

Every day we stray further from jod.

I went stopped in Boston twice on vacation for a few days each trip. Aside from the white power shit that happens there I really liked it. It was filled with quaint little shops, the people were cool, the views were awesome, I got to huck a box into the Boston harbor. I would 💯 go back. Shit was a vibe.

On the flip side, I went down to Salem to do tours and stuff and I fucking hated it. The only cool spot was a pet supply place where they sold homemade treats and dog food along with toys and stuff. I was high as fuck petting their shop cat for line 20 minutes. Definite 10/10. If you’re nearby get fucking blasted and go pet this lady’s cat. She was super cool about me not wanting to come in and look around. Just wanted to pet the cat.

It was the New England Dog Biscuit Company. This was the cat. Go pet the fucking cat.

This is acceptable.

That’s what I’m saying. This is less manipulative capitalism and more customer experience. It would hold literally no weight on my decision to stay there or at that chain (assuming it’s a franchise) again. If the room sucks it sucks. Duck won’t fix it. It’s a far cry from McDonald’s putting toys in happy meals.

For the dummies like me, this article references only South Korean birth rates.

A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.

But only if no one is wearing it.

We are already invested this far. Gotta see how it ends. That’s how I felt about game of thrones, black summer (which ended up being really awesome), and something else.

I had one seizure as a kid (febrile) and one very brief one as an adult. I had been awake for like 26-27 hours at this point. I went to work really early the night before and worked all the way through the day and finally went home around 10. My friends wanted to midnight release the second transformers movie so I went too. There was a trailer for one of the Harry Potter movies with a dementor flying over a city. I remember my eyes rolling back and convulsing for about 6-7 seconds. My buddy next to me looked at me and said, “dude what the fuck was that?” I responded with, “I don’t know, I think I just had a seizure.” We watched the movie I fell asleep, didn’t like it that much.