I’ll preface this by saying that I am Canadian, not American, and I do always vote. I will find a way to make a choice and vote in our next election, but lately have been understanding why someone might not:

Everyone who has even a remote chance of winning has at least one position that I find entirely unacceptable. Like, I cannot in good faith vote for this person because this issue is an absolute deal-breaker for me. If I’m throwing my vote away by writing someone in, why even leave the house?

Yep

Can’t leave the house without spending $100, no “third places,” new games are all just MTX delivery services

Mad about 4chan shit on a 4chan community

Before your edit I 100% thought you were saying deadlifts are for losers lol

There’s a variation where you keep your legs straight to help you get more bootylicious, but generally no.

Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

Classic Richard

Itchy brones

I’m absolutely not an anthropologist, but if we evolved in small <100 person communities, often settling near water, I’d imagine keeping everyone relatively stank-free wouldn’t have been impossible.

These just seem to delay the inevitable for me, with wicked cramping in the meantime.

The more I learn about your country the less I like it.

And all the “Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post” comments just to rub it in.

Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms

Smart watch? Research which ones have a strong vibration. Some are good, some suck.

Strong disagree but I respect your opinion

Odyssey, Zelda, portable Dark Souls.

Then you sue for the HIPAA violation and can actually maybe afford a house one day, possibly.

Don’t even need to rig the plane, just seat them near the doors.

Sky burial. Throw me out of an airplane.