I picked the wrong week to stop shooting heroin.

Just a warning, it could be all week. Better tuck in.

You don’t have to celebrate your birthday, or any other holiday for that matter. You are allowed to make choices. And when other people get mad, remind them that you are not interested and that’s your choice. They are free to celebrate without you.

That would be fun. And when you get to the name, don’t say yours, loudly say ‘satan’ or ‘zeus’ or ‘slappy the clown’. Whatever comes to mind. And then laugh like a cereal killer afterward.

You could make a bunch of pasta sauce and freeze it. And you could also make a bunch of chili and freeze that as well. Mushrooms give it a great flavor. And lastly, vegetable soup, and freeze that.

A President with a sense of humor and humanity will be a refreshing change. As opposed to the former president (was he really though???) who is hell bent on destroying America and everyone in it.

No. They will continue to ramble on and on about how “both parties are the same”, and bitch about the person who won. A 3rd party can never win in the USA without changing the electoral system.

A clown? I am the headlining act! Now where’s my private dressing room, I have a face to paint!

MAGA is a cult, so they all congregate in the same places. They all complain about the same things and can’t handle opposition much. Only the super crazy people follow him blindly. The semi-intelligent have realized he has done nothing for them.

Vacationing on Mars? Have I got a hair product for you.

Avocabirb poops on toast, the latest tik tok breakfast trend.

Voting for Harris means voting for an adult administration and the continuance of Democracy. It is always possible to have a grown up conversation with adults who are sane and respect the right of the people to speak out, demonstrate and get their members of congress to act better. . A vote for trump will be the end of American freedom. That administration will be in it for the money from whoever pays. And people dying will not be a problem. If war & genocide makes them money, that’s what will happen. Your rights and freedoms end when you speak against that administration. Gaza will be leveled and made into beach condos. Lebanon will become part of Israel. Ukraine will be Russia. Taiwan & Hong Kong will be strictly ruled by China. . Your vote is not about making a “statement”. Your vote is about keeping the freedom you enjoy as an American. It’s about electing the candidate that is a qualified adult. Just because the candidate is not the perfect one for you, does not mean you are going to “show them” with your protest vote for the other party. Especially when the other party has blatantly shown you that they don’t actually care about Americans, and they will turn our own military on us in retaliation. 100 years ago Germans had no idea that they would die in camps. Be tortured, raped, or be subjected to horrific medical experiments. But it happened. . It’s 2024, and 1 candidate is running on a platform that helps Americans and fosters a much better future that we have had. And 1 candidate just had a rally at Madison Square Garden in support of his idol. The idol that the entire world knows as the evil who created those concentration camps. . Sadly, it really is about Freedom & Democracy. All Americans need to think it through. Let’s just hope you don’t regret your decision.

Twitter is an everything app… everything & everyone you don’t want or need.

My favorite is, “Teslas Are Boats”.

Yes, only the US uses .gov. All other countries use .gov.uk where the last decimal is their country code. And any country can get a .com without a .com.uk country code attached. That has changed. All .gov are official United States government sites exclusively.

NO! I AM WRONG!!1!!1!!!

Not when you are coked up on ketamine, it’s an adventure.

Whoa! That looks like the girl from this season of The Block.

So… we’re going to Italy?? PIZZA!!!

1000 years from now, no one, repeat NO ONE will be living on Mars. We will be damn lucky if anyone is still living on Earth.