Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.

For real. My 401k went from 40k to 85k in the same time period as OP.

But it is what they mean when they say the “economy” is doing well.

Nothing since a radio telescope isn’t a fucking speaker.

I’m sure they’re real torn up that some dumbass on the Internet is disappointed in them 🤣

Not worth trying to reason with someone from .ml.

Value is relative. My cat is worth way more than that.

I think Eric Bauza voices him just as well if not better. And he’s a way cooler guy in addition to not being a terrorist.

They’re acting like all the security just disappears lol. My workplace still uses Windows 8 which hasn’t been supported for almost a decade so there must be ways to maintain security without Microsoft updates.

Headaches too. Every time I get a bad headache I honestly forget what it feels like to not have one.

We also have better full-light vision than a lot of animals, even the ones with good dark vision.

Missing the entire fucking point, but that’s typical for braindead .ml users I guess.

I wish this was what I got. At least I could reply to these with a “fuck off” even if no one reads it. I hate the flyers I get in the mail all the time. Wasteful as fuck and no way to stop it. I’ve thought about collecting them all and dumping them on the doorstep of my county’s Republican party office though.

“comradery” 🥴🥴

Do people still think this joke is funny

Found some incels 😂😂

You’re also used to standing around guarding a border all the time, not experiencing actual combat at all.

“If you aren’t able to stop me, I get to rape you. Them’s the rules.”

That’s how fucking stupid you sound.

Because so many people think monopolies are good before playing this game 🙄 Mouse Trap ends when there’s only one mouse left, so do we suddenly need to worry about rodent genocide??

Elitist gatekeeping garbage 🙄