How have I never known this‽

Settle down child, and let me tell you the tale of Ron Burgundy…

How do they work?!

I’m unrelated news, public transportation simulator sales have spiked 175% since 2011.

Can you ask them to wrap up your still born after the procedure like when you have a tooth extracted? Holy crap that is indeed grim.

I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:

Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.

Its the Homan Square Black Site. Used to be a Sears warehouse. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homan_Square_facility

Way back before computers had sleep mode we were encouraged to shut it down when not in use to save electricity. I don’t think Windows 3.11 had it. The first time I think I remember encountering it was Windows 2000, but correct me if I’m wrong.

So you’re the guy that smuggled in the All You Can Eat Fajitas from Chili’s into my theater last week.

You could have at least shared.

Sounds kind of like Fire Watch in space, I’ll have to check it out. Cheers!

Aardwolf by chance? That was my jam daily for a couple years.

I don’t think I ever got anywhere in that game, I just spent the whole weekend rental tazing poor unfortunate bros…

The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.

Optional $200 dock with satisfyingly clicky lever mechanism that is activated from the front.

And thus, the legally distinct, Xaluigi was born, along with his Xastro-van.

Holy shit get out of my brain.

“She’s so cute, there’s no way she’s single. She’s probably just being really nice when she talks to me everyday”

Waluigi Snap! Like Pokemon Snap! , but more of a stealth game where Waluigi creeps around taking candid photos of other characters. Bonuses I’d they successfully steal small trophies from the characters and sneak back to the white Waluigi Van undetected.

My mom held on to just about everything, but for rid of all my early 90s GI Joe’s and my stack of big box computer games.

My poor poor Sierra collection fine to the charity shop once I moved out.

Man, the couple years I qualified for $175 a month in food stamps was great. I still had plenty of things to worry about, but eating wasn’t one of them.

Then I got promoted at work with a .25 cent raise and lost the benefits, effectively making me poorer than I had been previously.

Still qualify for low income housing, though, which is nice.