Poor thing is already stress-eating, and now it’s got a bunch of scientists staring at it too

I thought it was a shoulder with the fingers somehow behind it

Only lick the soldering iron when it’s turned on. That way, the ouchies from the heat cancel out the ouchies from the lead poisoning. Trust me, I’m an expert at licking things other people say shouldn’t be licked

Nice to see Verstappen and Red Bull actually celebrating again instead of it just being a rote victory

I think this is the first time I’ve ever agreed that it should be investigated after the race. It’s a complex situation so it’s best to talk to everyone involved first

The marshalls helped push his car and get him rolling again. Drivers are not allowed to receive outside help like that

I’m actually happy with this result. Seeing a time penalty for something that didn’t give an advantage during the race would feel wrong to me.

Not gonna comment about the size of the fine because even “only” €5,000 is such a large amount of money for most of us.

Looks like the Cs are being Bs again…

What an insane thing to read with no context

I lost my health along the way. Two days ago,I fell ill with a cold. I can only hope that resting in bed right now will allow me to regain what I once had…

Look at Dr Money over here, anything above 0°C will keep the pipes from freezing and is technically survivable

Wasn’t 2009 Brawn + Button? So same team for WDC and WCC? I liked that season a lot

Don’t be ridiculous, the UK would never do anything to harm vulnerable nations /s

Bits?

My eyes are getting worse over time, so I get new glasses every four or five years. When I switch glasses, I suddenly realise that trees have individual leaves, they’re not just a green blob. Anything over ~1.5 meters away is blurry without glasses. I can see fine for most things but I can’t read or tell the time or see fine lines at those distances

Day After Tomorrow was about two days before its time

Aston Martin F1 team principal Mike Krack has entered the chat

Also, wasn’t there a Mike Hunt in the British government a few years back?

Imagine turning down $800 an hour because you don’t want to work in a warehouse /s

Purple, it’s nice

I’ve actually lent completely in the other direction. I used to be more like you described, and I’d get annoyed and frustrated with myself when I started losing interest, or I’d get anxious wondering what I would do next. Now, I try to get every bit of enjoyment while my hobbies are still interesting to me, knowing I’ll be moving on soon.