Silverchase’s comment is a trick to prevent you from finding out how tasty switch cartridges are.

But I mentioned that and the fartographer said “No”.

Why would middling underperformers be willing to pay $1000’s for a job that pays worse than for the same job but paying more? You think that lady would have said “no, I don’t want this job anymore because the pay increased”?

If it paid better, wouldn’t more people try to bribe their way into the job? Granted, they’re have more real competition for the jobs, so just getting certified might not be good enough to get a job.

Its only a crime if you make it a crime. Not saying the courts should be deciding that; election law should. If the system is designed to just not double count votes and use whatever the last cast ballot says, then there’s no issue with casting another ballot, so why should it be a crime to cast 2 or 3 ballots?

The ridiculously nerdy explanation is comedy itself

Even if he did get a second ballot and casted it, that should be on the system to deal with. As long as there’s not attempted fraud (ie: impersonating another person/fake ID, multiple identities, etc). Voting a second time could also just be an attempt to change your vote and invalidate the original ballot as well and now that digital systems are widespread, it would be a relatively easy thing to do.

The basic idea seems to be that it should be pretty similar to reddit, but with federation. Definitely still seems to have its own separate character though. And different instances have their own unique cultures, some more differentiated than others.

I would make less sense because then you would think he’s saying 9 out of 10 different doctors recommend against it, ruining the punchline.

If pineapple juice is anything like other citric juices, at least the sperm isn’t so acidic and has a relatively weak taste.

I wanna be the type of pirate that yells “SUPER!”

Seems pretty liberal to me

Seems like you are in agreement with their comment about that then. They aren’t suggesting the claim to be liberal but aren’t actually… They were providing further evidence of using that insult against them.

I’ve heard bluesky servers are having issues because of this. Cool people are leaving, but kinda sad the platform they are trying to move to isn’t prepared for that and it doesn’t seem mastodon was getting a similar influx last I checked

Isn’t it already commonly believed he uses multiple accounts?

I want a free dom too :( /j

If you know they are just trying to get you to quit and don’t actually want you to do anything, I imagine it’s easier than a job where you have to worry about how you appear to bosses and others. The facade of being productive itself can be taxing.

But it also depends how much leeway they give to do whatever. If you know you can just stay up all night and come in to sleep 8 hours, the time could pass pretty quickly…

I can’t remember a time he wasn’t like that.

He’s been showing his age for a long time - there’s a reason he had to take a dementia test during his presidency. But it hasn’t been “turn Q&A into standing around listening to music without warning” bad until very recently. Seems like a sharp turn downward started around the start of August?

What? They aren’t unconditionally supporting it. They’re saying they don’t want the genocide, which might hurt Benjamin’s feelings while he uses the weapons provided by the US to commit that genocide. Trump would enthusiastically give them the same weapons as long as they rent some units from one of his hotels.

Automatic hair removal too?! Nice