UnhingedFridge

When you write in “Yes” next to sex on forms.

I m p e s s i b l e

I’ve always had issues with volume levels on Windows, so I stick with Equalizer APO for my solution now. Just set a preamp on the device in question and set it to a negative number that sounds and feels right, plus there’s a handy on/off for every setting you choose. Other people might have better options, but I’m lazy AF, and it works for me.

Biggest thing I love that program for is setting a lowpass filter for my Bose, so that knocks in videos don’t sound like someone is knocking at my door, then just switch it back off when listening to or working with music. Great tool.

Edit: you can have individual settings per device this way as well.

Friendly reminder that it’s really fucking stupid to click links without reading them, and I mean really fucking stupid.

Power Stone 3, Half Life 3, Need For Speed Underground 3…

Basically a bunch of 3s

Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?

I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.

When your living room is your bedroom and kitchen because you can only afford one room

“Ay girl, can I call you potato salad? Cause you look cold and unappetizing.”

Heh, foolhardy.

Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.

Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.

🎶 On the toilet bowl, make it full, from my ass hole 🎶

I can’t stop reading embassy as embussy. Send help.

Seems like a good time to edit all of my posts to be illegible nonsense rather than delete everything in order to add a little fuckiness to anything their AI scrapes.

I wanna see a ballistic gel head with skull inside get tested in that scenario.

The polygons aren’t even remotely similar

Looks like someone loaded the first level of Half-Life 2 in GMod.

Curious how you feel about custodians, and if one of the lowest paid essential jobs should ask the worker to drive two+ hours a day.

I abandoned you all because I couldn’t get exactly what I wanted, but it’s totally not my fault that countless other morons did the exact same thing as me.

Man, you’re almost qualified to be a Republican senator with those mental gymnastics.

Edit: allowing fascism to win because the alternative isn’t good enough is extremely counterproductive and pushes us further away from a society that actually works for everyone. It’s a trap that far too many people fall into and I’m goddamn tired of it.

“Let me play among the… uh… holes punched in the ceiling.”