IVE GOT MORE SOCKS THAN YOU HAVE KNEES NAZI CUNTS

Punctuate any sentence she says with “heh, women”

What a nightmare. I’d be in constant fear

If God didn’t want me to like twinks why did he make their little dicks so delicious?

Throw your cum at her.

Top tier shitpost

This is what the internet was made for.

Everyday I’m thankful I don’t develop software. Yall are a different breed. Thank you

Was a cook at retirement home. Amount of pastries I’ve essentially warmed up are over easily over 10k

If I’m out can spot if someone is using that same Cisco pastry or Pillsbury scones lol

Not a chin in sight

That changing your mind is so key. Often times people attach personal value to opinions as though they’re related.

The ego gets involved when it should fuck right off.

Don’t be afraid of healthy change and always admit fault.

While some of the shit coming out in our current generation can be stupid or superfluous always take it in context and see how it could be used to better your life.

Ex. Increase in mental health awareness recontexualizes your childhood.

Also listening. Even if the shit coming out of your child’s/younger coworker mouth is some bonkers shit at least listen to them without judgement. Will make any criticism that much better received

What a bunch of cunts.

Uh oh I actually do this. 🫣🫣

That’s incredible. Gonna try this out when people mention being sick of windows bloat

What a beautiful mind

Was in a couple of those offensive subs.

Opieandandthony Cumtown

Those subs had some hilariously talented shitposters.

I learned it from watching you!

I suck my own dick btw

That’s some incredible aim. What’s old is new again

I like this bloodborne remake