When I was in 8th grade, my school district furloughed over 100 teachers at the same time the superintendent was getting a heated marble driveway installed at his house.

This will end the same as every other middle east conflict. We destroy the government and make 12 new terrorist organizations. But they keep trying to cut the heads off a hydra.

Sterling Heights, Michigan has the golden butthole

You guys don’t understand, he’s playing chess /s

Friendly reminder that baggage fees were supposed to be a temporary measure to help airlines recover after 9/11 crashed their stocks.

I actually got a free NFT in some kind of sweepstakes. It’s probably worth negative money now.

It did get me 3 free drinks at a music festival so there’s like +50 bucks in value right there.

You don’t shoot a guy in the dick, Butters

I don’t think it’s fedi but I like odysee

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Chevy Silverado

Wish I had a Tundra

Especially since Trump said their Navy was destroyed just a few days ago.

If their Navy was destroyed, what are they laying mines with?

Or is their Navy not as destroyed as he claimed?

They already pretended to care about spending and then some guy called Big Balls helped Elon Musk harvest all our data

It takes a lot more effort than it’s worth. They use multiple layers of tracking to enforce the ban.

An IP ban is just layer 1. You’ll have to change your IP address and your location.

After that, they use fingerprinting data. It’s actually terrifying how much a website can gather on you. They know what devices you use, screen resolution, operating system, hardware specs, browser cache, cookies, what fonts you have installed, basically everything about your phone or computer can be tracked with browser fingerprinting.

After fingerprinting, they track your habits on the site. What subs your old account was subscribed to / active in, what kind of stuff you upvote and comment on, how you “talk” in comments, hell probably even your typing cadence.

Your best bet would be to stay off the site for a few months, and use a new device with an anti-tracking browser and a “residential” VPN.

OR… You can just hang out here and help this community grow. Reddit sucks balls now anyway, help us make a better one.

I’m new to this whole thing, are you saying if I was on another instance I would see more posts from some subs and less from others?

I joined a few of the equivalents to my usual subreddits.

No posts in like 3 years on most of them. It’s lively enough on the tech and meme pages, but nobody here seems to have the same hobbies as me. Hell even /trees is dead, do none of y’all smoke weed?

You’d think they learned from the dotcom bubble and the hundred other times they gambled and lost. I guess it doesn’t matter when you just get paid back with taxpayer money.

Remember when Gemini got caught in a loop of self-loathing and nuked itself?

I wish Fox would do a US tour dangit. He’s the one that got me into electronic music and I still haven’t seen him over 10 years later

The US is probably tracking his bowel movements already. I give him a week

Either way it tastes like it’s been in someone else’s mouth