Anti American slurs always amuses me. Like theres some dude out in bumfuckegypt that can’t stand the fact that I exist lol. All I’ve literally done is eat burgers and crank my hog for the last 30 years 🙆‍♂️

Wonder how good those coach brakes were

The election cycle sure is fun

DO NOT BE AFRAID

Good night sweet prince

Idky but data being there makes this so much better

Thats good shitpost 🤌

Not from a coomer

Ahhhhhhh muh shoulda

Rent free :D

I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.

Believe it or not…

Jerkoff without porn

“You look like a lifeguard” made my friend spit his drink out with that one

All periods. Don’t use “!”.

I’ll sign it.